Periwinkle

Periwinkle, is a famous bard and poet who wanders the nine realms, hoping to spread the art of music. He is most well known for writing the song "Doin' Ya Mom".

Early Life
When he was tree he was killed. He was smoked the weed and was going to go buy a frito corn chip from the cup. So he killed three guys last week.

The Zxcvy-Brit War
On August 7th, 1886, Periwinkle was visiting Zxcvyncaedoavincocanbalsoequesa in search of ancient bardic texts when the British launched an attack on the island.